First BlowJob

 A guy walks into the bar and orders 9 shots of tequila. So the bartender pours nine shots and the man downs one after the other.
"Holy shit!" the bartender exclaims "That the most tequila I've ever seen anyone drink that fast before - what's the occasion!?!"
"My first blow job" the man announces quite plainly
"Well" the bartender replies "let me buy you another!"
"Listen, if 9 doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, another one won't help