Longest Cock

 Three guys were having an argument about who was better endowed. Finally to settle tha matter they went up to the top of the Empire State Building and proceeded to unzip their flies.
"Pretty, good, huh?" said Mort , whose cock hung down all the way to the fifty-third floor.
"Hell, I can beat that", said Bill, whose cock was dangling past a window on the twenty-ninth floor.
They looked over at the third guy, who was looking over the edge, swaying back and forth, jumping from one foot to the other, and moving curiously about.
"What the hell are you doing, Thorn?", Bill asked.
"Dodging traffic."