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SO STUPID,
when it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
when it took her half an hour to make minute rice
when she threw a brick at the floor and missed
when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
when she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
when she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
when you have to dig for her IQ!
when she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
when she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
when she could trip over a cordless phone!
when she sold her car for gasoline money!
when she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
when she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
when she took a cup to see Juice.
when she asked you "What is the number for 911"
when she got stabbed in a shoot out.
when she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
when she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
when she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
when she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
when she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
when she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
when she went to take the 6 train, she took the 3 twice.
when she jumped out the window and went up.
when she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
when she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
when she couldn't read an audio book
when it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
when it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
when she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
when she went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
when she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said Levi's
when she called information to get the number for 911...
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