==> SO OLD,
- I told her to act her own age, and she died.
- her social security number is 1!
- that when she was in school there was no history class.
- her birth certificate says expired on it.
- she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
- her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
==> SO POOR,
- she can't afford to pay attention!
- when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
- when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
- she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
- your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
- her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
- she wave around a popsicle stick and calls it air-conditioning.
- burglars break in her house and leave money
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